Wonder Woman
Friends, my life is about to change. And in spectacular fashion. I'm about to become a new woman. A Wonder Woman, in fact. And all because I have a new bed companion.
That's her above. She's a tiny, pink pillow - about four inches square - and she's stuffed with Himalayan herbs. My husband just brought her back from India.
This small pillow promises to make me 'undaunted, undeterred, undismayed and unfazed'. Better yet, she claims she'll increase my productivity, reduce my stress, foster better relationships and even make for a more pleasing personality.
See? I'm gonna be transformed. At the very least, next time I come to write this blog, I shall be wearing red boots and a star-emblazoned tiara. Prepare to be astounded!
Reader Comments (2)
I can't wait - hang on a minute, don't you need a phone box as well?!
Ah, so THAT'S why it didn't work! BT have got rid of all the phone boxes! Drat!!! ;)